Ted (merovingian) wrote,

I made myself some pasta today from a recipe.and I really should have read the recipe beforehand.

When the recipe said I had to prove that I was true of heart while the water was boiling, I was suspicious.

When the recipe said that I should add salt when the pasta became sentient, I was nervous.

When the recipe said I had to betray my species when the pasta's allies arrived, I was starting to feel rebellious.

Who lent me this cookbook anyway?

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