Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

How to be a bank robber

(In Nine Easy Steps!)

1. Synchronize your watches.

2. Wear a nylon over your head.

3. Plan a doublecross.

4. Alter your DNA to remove any interfering phenotypes.

5. Channel the animal spirit of a fox. They are nimble and clever.

6. Find out everything you can about the guards, or at least everything you can find out with a quick Google search.

7. Make sure your name isn't on the computer. You don't want your name on the computer.

8. Have a nice root beer float. Maybe with a cherry on top.

9. Don't actually rob a bank because that would be illegal.
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