Ted (merovingian) wrote,

"Why do gas prices keep increasing?" I asked the All-Knowing Silver Monkey of Economics.

"Because the sellers are more organized than the buyers," she replied.

"And why is that?" I asked.

She smiled benevolently. "Because up until now you didn't have this."

And then she handed me a high-quality cast iron frying pan.

Before enlightenment, act smug, hand out kitchen supplies. After enlightenment, act smug, hand out kitchen supplies.

Thanks, All-Knowing Silver Monkey of Economics!

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