Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Nobody told me that there's an enormous bay in San Francisco that's full of silk sheets instead of water. In fact, I didn't find out until the mob shot me in the back last night and dumped me in the lake for dead.

Even when you've been shot and you're panicked, swimming through silk is pretty awesome. It's soft and smooth and surprisingly breathable, but strong enough to support people. I don't know how they manage to keep it so clean and fresh, but it feels awesome.

After I filed all the police reports, I went back again today, just for a nice swim.

P.S. Please don't tell the mob I'm still alive. Thx!

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