Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

I had lunch at one of those highly-falluting places, with the fancy napkins and lamps and candles and whatnot.

The restaurant was such a vision of luxury and privilege that it took me a while to see the sign by the maitre's podium:

YOUR COMPLETE SATISFACTION
IS OUR ONLY PURPOSE
IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED IN ANY WAY
NO MATTER HOW MINISCULE
PLEASE LET US KNOW
AND WE WILL KILL OURSELVES
AND YOU

Does being terrified count as dissatisfaction? I sure hope not.
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