"Hey," I asked, "are you the guy who does the voice-overs for all those unfair sneering political attack ads? The ones that veil any substantial issues with a thick helping of decontextualized accusations and smear tactics?"
"Every single one," he said, and I was ready to punch him.
Then he said, "I come to the chiropractor's office to correct the creepy shivering hatred in my own spine, induced by my grating innuendo-plagued voice. But, you know, it's a living."
I was thinking of challenging him to a duel, but we ended up racing remote-control helicopters instead.
Thanks, Sneering Political Voice-Over Guy! I had fun too.