I went outside last night to see something, and I don't know where I went. I was just gone.
I put out an ad on Craigslist asking after me, and I got a lot of replies, but none of them were me.
My car did call, though. It said it hadn't seen me. Thanks, my car!
If you see me, please let me know.
I'm going to go looking for me. If I don't come back.... wait, this can't be right.
I must be my evil robot double right now!