(Evil robots always increment by zeros.)
Einstein famously said, "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." I take that as a challenge.
I've purchased a live hog at an auction. I'm intending to teach it to go to market while staying home, and to have roast beef while also having none, and at the same time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.
Once it has mastered the balance between these contrasting elements, it should also be able to prevent and prepare for war pretty easily.
I need help with training, though. Please provide seemingly contradictory insights in comments below, to help me with teaching the pig. Otherwise, I'll have to wrestle with the pig instead.
P.S. If you know how to install a robotic goatee, please tell me in comments as well. I am having a little trouble.
Ted's Evil Robot Double