The good fairy just puts a name on the truth that's already there.
Like a marriage cements a love that existed before the ceremony was performed. Or like how a promotion gives credit for the job you already were doing. Or, you know, the way implanting a bionic spinal replacement really just brings out the cyborg that you had been all along.
You know? Mouse-bopping is a goony thing to do no matter what. And if you do something three times it becomes a part of you.
I really didn't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bashing them on the head. I want you to know that.
click here to abstain from scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head.