So I've been going underground. I'm joining a spooky secret society that promises to put me in touch with this cereal. I was told that the initiation ceremony involves ritual scarification. So I've been steeling myself up for that!
Now, today, the day of my supposed initiation, I find out that in fact, I misheard them, and the secret society actually requires Richard Scarryfication.
Where is that worm? I swear it's in every picture, but I can't find it.
If this doesn't work, I'll need another way to get that delicious children's cereal. What should I do?
I'm stumped for ideas. What should I write about tomorrow?
Did I promise you something and forget it? If so, please tell me. If not, please lie and make something up.