That Hat

So I asked him why he was wearing that hat and he said, "Oh, it's our new subculture. You know all those kids who dress like it's Halloween all the time? And they're all into spiders and vampires and things? Well, we're like that, only instead we're into Thanksgiving things. Like turkeys and 16th century Puritan clothes and cornucopias and, um, feasting? Oh, and gratitude."

I'm pretty sure he made that up on the way from the airport, but the hat with the buckle was pretty convincing. We'll see if he's still doing it in a few months.

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