Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

My eBusiness

I think I've developed a web-based device that turns people into video game characters.

If I were a video game character, I would be...

a square or dot
4(7.5%)
a fancy CGI human
7(13.2%)
an anthropomorphized animal
8(15.1%)
an adorable bubble thing
7(13.2%)
@
12(22.6%)
a robot
3(5.7%)
an unidentifiable shape
5(9.4%)
a sessile root vegetable
4(7.5%)
an inert series of data bits
1(1.9%)
a space ship
2(3.8%)

I would have...

incredible jumping and leaping abilities
7(13.5%)
a sword
2(3.8%)
a big gun
3(5.8%)
a wide variety of weapons
5(9.6%)
a whip for swinging and puzzle-solving
2(3.8%)
difficulties with solving problems nonviolently
7(13.5%)
a neverending series of things to throw
6(11.5%)
ebola
3(5.8%)
)
8(15.4%)
a willingness to solve problems with math
9(17.3%)

I would...

have adventures
43(81.1%)
not have adventures
10(18.9%)

I would seek...

to line up four blocks of the same color
5(9.4%)
"
8(15.1%)
treasure
3(5.7%)
some other weird colored dots
6(11.3%)
enlightenment
13(24.5%)
sports victories
0(0.0%)
to save a prince/princess
4(7.5%)
to solve a mystery
5(9.4%)
my lost car keys
9(17.0%)

I would have to face

a suspiciously duck-like dragon
9(17.0%)
&
6(11.3%)
hordes of innocent pedestrians
9(17.0%)
an evil AI
5(9.4%)
my own inadequacy
5(9.4%)
an angry and critical journalistic press
5(9.4%)
a very cold winter
2(3.8%)
increasingly unfair time limits
6(11.3%)
a final boss of some kind
6(11.3%)

In the end, I would...

realize that I've spent hundreds of hours not sleeping
9(17.0%)
realize that I've spent hundreds of hours not doing my homework
4(7.5%)
realize that I've spent hundreds of hours not socializing with others
2(3.8%)
realize that I've spent hundreds of hours not breathing
10(18.9%)
triumph over adversity, and refuse to realize that I've spent hundreds of hours not doing anything else
28(52.8%)

I would solve my problems with...

I would be called...



It might not work yet. Please file bug reports in comment.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 18 comments