1. The minimum admission is one million pounds of cobalt, in perfect one-inch cubes. Cash substitutes are not acceptable.
2. You must post to your LiveJournal regularly, and all posts must consist solely of recipes for chipotle chili. Mmmm, chili.
3. No computers! Connect from an abacus or not at all.
4. I will only accept LJ users who are between 38% and 56% emo. Please check to be sure.
5. Prizes are awarded monthly. Prizes go to those who are the best at flossing, break-dancing, and other activities.
6. If this is your first night on my friends list, you must fight.
7. Please post a haiku of homage to Frank the Goat.