Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Coy and Vince

"You know," the sea-witch told me this afternoon, "it used to be that I would turn people into animals for a year and a day as punishment. These days, I actually make a better living doing it on commission for curious yuppies."

I'm thinking of going back tomorrow and signing up for the year-and-a-day koi package. The pond she has out back seems really serene and luxurious.

Has anyone tried it? It seems like it would be awfully relaxing. Is it worth the cost, and the lost wages?

Anyone interested in joining me? Don't be coy, be koi!
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