Ted (merovingian) wrote,

the piano

The caveman was infuriated with me.

Look, he said, We started using language so we could be better people. Hunt better or live longer or have a stronger family, that kind of thing. Keep safe from predators. Every time you use language for another purpose you just make us more angry with our righteous and unquestionable caveman fury.

"What," I replied, "so you patented language use or something?"

Then he hit me with a stick.
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