Nonetheless, this proposal brought me to ask what else is a vegetable.
I must conclude that the following are all vegetables:
- pickle relish
- parsley garnishing
("Make new frenemies/but keep the old/one is bitter/the other's cold")
- wage garnishing
- the text of the word "vegetable"
- actual vegetables
And so, a recipe.
All the above vegetables.
Mix all ingredients in a bowl. Don't rush on the mixing -- remember, patience is a vegetable.
Originally posted to my new DreamWidth recipe journal. You can comment there using your LiveJournal ID and password, thanks to the spooky Internet magic of OpenID.