Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Red Beans and Rice and Enlightenment

I found this recipe in an old hotel recipe book.

Red Beans and Rice and Enlightenment

1 cup red beans
1 cup rice

Attain Enlightenment, but not the kind where you just come to peace with yourself and then go back to chopping wood and carrying water. More like the kind where you sit there meditating for a while and then you start glowing and getting awesome powers. Soak, cook, flavor, and cool red beans and rice using raw power of mind.

Serves six.

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