Ted (merovingian) wrote,
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Beholder Cubes

I got this recipe from an old fictional book titled "One Hundred Domestic Uses For Mordenkainen's Sword." I don't think I'm allowed to publish it, so I'll try it and see what happens.

Beholder Cubes

Ingredients:
1 beholder, version 3.5, 11HD, Large, Aberration
25 sticks butter, version 3.5, unsalted
30 gallons olive oil, version 3.5, medium, plant, Int --
1 sprig of parsley, any version, OGL

Dice beholder, being careful to remove the eyestalks for petrification, death ray, and cause serious wounds. Boil water on high and add olive oil. Then, pour diced beholder into Huge cauldron, cover and simmer for 30 days. After 30 days, drain cauldron and leave diced beholder pieces in Huge colander. Pour into serving tray and mix with butter. Garnish with parsley.

Serves one party.

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