Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Here's my plan: I'm going to get a hold of those new Google Glasses with the projector screen.

Then I'll get some facial pattern recognition software and have one in twenty faces replaced with creepy alien zombie masks in the glasses.

Then I'll get some other optical character recognition software, and have all advertisements say things like CONSUME AND REPRODUCE.

Then I'll try to convince you to put the glasses on.

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