We have received and read your manuscript submission of Weaponized Venn Diagrams, and found that there was a great deal of good and original work within.
Nothing that was good was original, but somehow, some of what was original was also good. We do not know how you did that. We are worried that you are breaking set theory completely. This is a cease and desist notice - please stop destroying logic with your dangerous floating circles of inclusion, or we will be forced to take serious legal and ontological action.
You have thirty seconds to comply.
P.S. That Sir and/or Madam thing in the intro is probably your fault too.