Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Reading technical manuals is an act of purification. They operate on pure reason which absolves; one cannot be guilty or accountable while reading technical manuals. If you have done something wrong, and wish to make amends, you can do so by reading through technical manuals.

Early this morning, I stole a snowmobile and used it to commit a massive ice robbery. I felt bad, and hit the books.

I was going through technical manuals today, and found the following surprising sentence....

(What was the sentence?)

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