Ted (merovingian) wrote,

My Bathroom BBS

I stumbled out of bed this morning to find someone had written on my mirror in lipstick.

The first message said, "Every scene in a James Bond movie is a sex scene."

The second message, written below in a different handwriting and with a more vermillion lipstick, was a response, "All comic books are about nuclear war."

I turned around, and I could have sworn that I saw little men scurry into hiding places.

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