We saw a sign in th emiddle of nowhere that said, "Welcome to NO SHOW. Population -75,402."
We thought it was really funny, so we got out to take pictures of each other in front of the signs.
As we were taking the pictures, a guy in a Saturn sped past. As he drove into town, he became wavering and translucent, and slowly disappeared entirely.
We were amazed and confused. Then we saw the sign. It now read "Welcome to NO SHOW. Population -75,401."
We blanched, and, without a word, got in the car, and headed back the way we came.
We went 3 hours out of our way to take another highway, but I think we all agreed it was worth it.