Ted (merovingian) wrote,


I went to geography class today. I was late 5 minutes and the teacher hassled me, but didn't mark it on my record, which is pretty cool. Here's what I learned:

"The city and university of Santa Cruz is in a large forested area, spread out yb plan to give no central area in which riots could form. Berkeley, on the other hand, is a tiny, tough city nestled between the cold concrete arms of the cities of Oakland and San Francisco. Therefore, Santa Cruz hippies are forest hippies, while Berkeley hippies are city hippies. This means that Santa Cruz hippies can identify local flora and fauna automatically on sight, while Berkeley hippies have a +2 Constitution and can spot secret doors."
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