Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Word to the Wise

I never saw anything on any health or beauty show, magazine, or web site, about rubbing salt on my forearms, so I thought it would be best to try it. My skin grew red and irritated, and scars began to form.

"There was a day when jazz was dangerous," spelled my forearm.

So don't rub salt into your forearms!
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