Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Airport Security

There was a big sign in front of the line which read "All passangers must provide at least three personal items; personal ID not accepted."

I was surprised at this, and looked at all the tellers. Indeed, they were accepting personal articles. One passenger was giving them a shirt, a soccer ball and a book. Another was handing over a pie, a teddy bear, and a pair of sunglasses.

I got to the front, but got turned away, because all I had was a lamp and a George Foreman grill.

Did you pack your own bags for this flight?


Did any person unknown to you give you an item to carry or hav access to your baggage after you packed it?


Please provide three personal items. #1:

Please briefly describe string theory.

Please briefly describe postmodernism.

Please briefly describe mitosis.

Please briefly describe the message you try to portray with your clothes and accessories.

Now, instead, I will draw pictures.

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