Ted (merovingian) wrote,

Highway to Jelly

Around noon today, I snuck into the warehouse across the street from my four-story housing-project apartment, so that I could find out if they'd actually been importing exotic peanut butters, scheduled not to be released until next June.

The rumors were quite true. Huge million-gallon glass drums of experimental overseas peanut butter. I stuck a finger in every jar, and the peanut butter is delicious.

The one I was really worried about was "Cream V" - a particular variety of Icelandic peanut butter, which, according to the enormous nutritional information label on the side of the huge glass jar, indicated that it would intensify both positive and negative feelings. The highs would feel so much higher, and the lows so much lower. Permanently.

Should I have eaten some? Would you?
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