Ted (merovingian) wrote,

How to Grow an Extra Arm

First, go through your keychain and find a key whose purpose you have forgotten, or never knew.

(It was placed there for your benefit.)

Then, approach someone who speaks a language which has one native word for both "lemon" and "lime."

(Their love for you is true.)

Finally, ask that person to take you to the house they dream about but do not own. Use the key to go into the house.

(The lighting will be excellent and the furniture will be comfortable.)

Then just wait a few days.

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