Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

Whenever I am going someplace dangerous I bring the following:
Tweezers
Anger
A monkey
The fingerbone of a saint
A Kernigan and Ritchie book on C
A towel
Another towel (to keep the first towel company)
A single corn flake
A Commanche helicopter
A dental kit
A sewing kit, dipped in chocolate
Lauudanum (in case of any medical emergency)
"101 Fun Things To Do While Being Eaten By A Komodo Dragon"
Stem cells
Kitschy basketry items
Duct tape, used
Duct tape, invisible
Phlogiston (to keep warm)
The teeth of a dragon (to bury and make into soldiers)
An egg (which is actually the secret heart of Koschei)
An egg (which is actually a shrunk-down and hidden Ben "Bugsy" Siegel)
An egg (which is really a Faberge egg)
An egg (which is really a metaphor for female sexuality)
An egg (which is really a different egg)
Superglue
Toothpaste
A rain parka
A nuclear-war parka
Sixteen wolfhounds
My LiveJournal, printed in Braille
An abacus
An abacus (which is really an egg)
Quick lime
The Qu'ran
Quails
Quidam, by Cirque du Soleil
Quimper, from "The Invisibles"
Quicksand
Quality
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