I went there last night.
And I was like, "What's up with that?"
And he was all, "There's nothing uncool about healthy teeth and bones."
And then I was all like, "You are like so weird! You are all covered with spiders."
And he was totally, "There is a center. You must discover your secret name. A pale man will set sail tonight, and the moon knows something terrible."
And I was all "No way!"
And that is why I am late with my LiveJournal entry.