Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
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There is a hill out by the ocean. On top of the hill is a man, and he is covered with tarantulas. Pet tarantulas.

I went there last night.

And I was like, "What's up with that?"

And he was all, "There's nothing uncool about healthy teeth and bones."

And then I was all like, "You are like so weird! You are all covered with spiders."

And he was totally, "There is a center. You must discover your secret name. A pale man will set sail tonight, and the moon knows something terrible."

And I was all "No way!"

And that is why I am late with my LiveJournal entry.
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