Ted (merovingian) wrote,
Ted
merovingian

It's 1998 and the best way to make money is by doing anything online!

I will no longer be writing a LiveJournal.


Instead, I'm turning this page into an online pizza delivery e-Portal!


Please enter your information for tasty and delicious pizza!

Poll #147198 Online Pizza Delivery Service

Is this for delivery or pickup?

Delivery
76(81.7%)
Pickup
17(18.3%)

What size pizza would you like?

Small (approximately the size of a single photon, 8 slices)
20(21.5%)
Medium (Fifteen feet radius, 12 slices)
37(39.8%)
Large (6 X 10^44 feet radius, 16 slices)
36(38.7%)

What kidn of crust do you want?

Poisoned
5(5.4%)
Unlikely
31(33.3%)
I would have been more comfortable if the sizes were metric
41(44.1%)

First Ingredient?

Garlic
25(26.9%)
Lunargent
0(0.0%)
Ibis Blood
7(7.5%)
Alkahest
2(2.2%)
Upsidaisium
14(15.1%)
Daniel Akaka, Senator (D-HI)
6(6.5%)
Orichalcum
1(1.1%)
Silence
30(32.3%)
Phlogiston
8(8.6%)

Second ingredient?

Rock and roll
7(7.5%)
Trust
5(5.4%)
This "non-edible things as ingredients" schtick grows tiresome
4(4.3%)
Legos
10(10.8%)
Corn
5(5.4%)
Risk
7(7.5%)
Ivory
5(5.4%)
Fire
8(8.6%)
Blueberries
8(8.6%)
Yumm! Sauce
11(11.8%)
Elephants
2(2.2%)
Civilization, represented as a clockwork metaphor
6(6.5%)
Civilization, represented as a body-of-water metaphor
6(6.5%)
Civilization, represented as a single-human synecdote
1(1.1%)
Civilization, represented as a Sid Meier game
8(8.6%)

Third Ingredient?

A baked bread crust, melted cheese, and tomato sauce
9(9.8%)
Floss
3(3.3%)
Robots
10(10.9%)
Glass
3(3.3%)
Pepperoni
8(8.7%)
The New York Noise Band scene, circa 1988
5(5.4%)
I would like to note that a Vegan lifestyle, while shocking, is healthy and uplifting
3(3.3%)
I disagree about the Vegan thing, and feel that meat-eating is an aesthetic or moral obligation
11(12.0%)
Olives
5(5.4%)
Salt which had been poured on the fields of Carthage
8(8.7%)
Salt made from Lot's wife
4(4.3%)
Salt given to Roman soldiers as wages
1(1.1%)
Salt from a salt-lick, where antelopes gather in Sub-Saharan Africa
1(1.1%)
The Invisible College
9(9.8%)
Dionysian Wine
12(13.0%)

Did Hamlet take too long making a decision? What should he have done? What would you have done?

Please tell me an embarassing secret.

Some kind of crowd-witnessed spectacular failure.
7(7.5%)
An unusual sexual interest or habit.
20(21.5%)
A kitschy or frowned-upon fondness.
29(31.2%)
A lack of a commonly-shared capability or experience.
17(18.3%)
Other.
20(21.5%)

When should the pizza be delivered?

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