Ted (merovingian) wrote,

The Pumpkinification of Claudius

All day yesterday I heard a strange thumping from the back of my car. It was loud and fast and heavy and sounded like trouble. I was constantly in a hurry until late at night, though - I was busy playing at the kenning version of the Glass bead Game - so I didn't get a chance to check until midnight.

I opened the trunk, and found a watermelon there.

The watermelon cracked open two eyes and huge, melon-red mouth, forming a large and disproportionate face.

It sneered at me, with cold, refreshing judgement, and said, "I am appalled."

I sneered at him and said, You're in no place to judge, watermelon."

The watermelon just said "Apocolocyntosis" and that was that.
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